Thursday, June 19, 2025

Frank Turns 72, Dips His Toe into AI—and Hip-Hop?

 

The beloved folk YouTuber experiments with artificial intelligence music production—then politely backs away.


If you’ve ever listened to Frank Watkinson sing, you know his songs don’t need digital dressing. They just need a quiet room, an acoustic guitar, and Frank’s weathered voice telling you the truth. But this week, just ahead of his 72nd birthday on June 26, the British folk artist known for his heartaching originals and tender covers did something surprising: he experimented with AI. And hip-hop.

Yes, you read that right.

In a video titled simply "Writing a song?", Frank introduces a new original idea—and a bit of a musical detour. After struggling to find the right feel for the song "Stay", he decided to test out artificial intelligence, feeding his lyrics into an AI tool and asking it to turn the piece into a hip-hop track.

“I was just playing with the dreaded AI,” he admits on camera with a chuckle, pausing dramatically before repeating the acronym as if saying Voldemort's name. “A lot of people think I'm AI… I'm a northern lad, really.”

He’s quick to reassure fans: “In case you are concerned, I won’t be going down that road—it isn’t me.”

But curious as ever, Frank didn’t want to leave his viewers hanging. After some light self-deprecation and a warm goodbye (“maybe I’ll put a picture of my dog walking while the hip-hop plays”), he lets the AI-generated version roll. It’s weird. It’s charming. It’s definitely not Frank. But in its own oddball way, it feels like a moment worth preserving.

And like everything Frank does, it’s shared without ego—just a gentle “make of it what you wish,” followed by one last smile and: “I don’t think I’ll be doing that anymore.”


Final Thoughts:
At all most 72, Frank Watkinson remains a humble experimenter, a troubadour willing to try something new even if it’s just to confirm that his old way suits him best. And maybe that’s the real message behind "Stay": that while the world spins toward algorithms and automation, the human touch in music is what stays with us.

Happy early birthday, Frank. Stay exactly who you are.

Friday, June 13, 2025

Gifted Singer/Songwriter Proves that Success Comes from Passion and Authenticity

 
Frank Watkinson Still Makes Us Smile

The 72-year-old British folk artist on loss, legacy, and the quiet power of making music for no one but yourself.


In a music industry often driven by streaming numbers, production polish, and relentless self-promotion, Frank Watkinson stands in gentle defiance. The 72-year-old British singer-songwriter has built a devoted YouTube following with little more than an acoustic guitar, a well-worn couch, and the kind of voice that feels like an old friend speaking through tears.

Known for his raw, melancholic originals and stripped-down covers of songs both obscure and iconic, Watkinson's work resonates in the emotional creases of life: grief, regret, enduring love, and the persistent ache of memory. His songs are not polished for radio play. They are recorded in the moment, deeply felt, and rarely revisited.

On the debut episode of the 🎙️ Why I Create podcast, hosted by David Haye, Watkinson offered a rare glimpse into the inner life of a man who has quietly moved thousands with his music—and asked for nothing in return.


David Haye (Host):
Welcome to the Why I Create podcast. I’m your host, David Haye.

We are surrounded by art every day—music, film, paintings, architecture. But while we experience the art, how often do we really connect with the artist and the emotions behind their work?

This podcast aims to help fans gain a deeper understanding of the creators themselves.

Today, I'm honored to welcome my very first guest. He lives in the UK and has been playing guitar since a very young age. I’ve been listening to his music for a while now and I’m genuinely excited to speak with him.

His name is Frank Watkinson.

David Haye: How do you describe the kind of art you create?

Frank Watkinson:
I suppose you could call it music, but I’m no musician. It’s just my interpretation of songs—mine or others’—done in my own style. It’s quite melancholic, mostly sad. That’s the way I’ve always played. To some people, it’s lovely. To others, it’s probably just a load of rubbish. But once I’ve played it, once I’ve gotten it off my chest—that’s enough for me.


Haye: What’s been the most rewarding moment in your music journey?

Watkinson:
Financially, it was getting one of my covers placed on an Apple TV series, Home Before Dark. That was a bit of a shock, to be honest. But the moment that really meant something was winning second place in American Songwriter magazine for my song This Could Be My Last Song. Someone actually liked my own song—and that felt real.


Haye: You’ve said before that you’re not a professional musician. Why keep going?

Watkinson:
Because it makes me feel good. I’ve been playing for years with no one listening. Just me, the guitar, the dog, and the cat. It’s therapeutic. The fact that people listen now—that’s lovely. But I’d still be doing this if they didn’t. I don’t think I’ll ever stop.


Haye: Is there a particular experience that’s shaped your music?

Watkinson:
Losing my parents when I was young. That kind of loss—it never really leaves you. It’s shaped how I see the world, and how I write. Also, the sound of ’70s folk bands—acoustic guitars, storytelling, that warmth and sadness. That was always the sound for me. I’m not as good as those artists, but I try to live in that space.


Haye: What are you most proud of?

Watkinson:
When someone covers one of my songs. That’s the highest compliment. Makes me feel humble. And beyond music? My family. My wife. My children. Creating something that carries on in the world. That matters too.


Haye: Do you have a recent song you'd like to share?

Watkinson:
Yes, it's called You Make Me Smile. I wrote it a couple days ago. Like most of my songs, it may never be finished or played again. But it came out of my head, and that’s enough.


🎵 Live Song Performance: “You Make Me Smile”

(written and performed by Frank Watkinson)

Picturing you here,
And pouring out another beer,
So many memories to recall.

And those old photographs,
You had the strangest laugh,
When you held my hand, I felt ten feet tall.

You make me smile,
You make me smile,
You make me smile just thinking of you.

And how I miss those walks,
And those intimate talks,
In the evenings as the sun was going down.

The way you had your hair,
And the scruffy clothes you’d wear,
How everything felt right when you were around.

You make me smile,
You make me smile,
You make me smile just thinking of you.

And just the thought of you,
Would chase away the gray,
And you were the one that gave me strength to face another day.

To this day, I’ll never know why
We had to say goodbye.
Maybe it was His plan from the start.

Is this the way it goes?
Nobody really knows,
But in losing you, I gained a broken heart.

But you make me smile,
You still make me smile,
You make me smile just thinking of you...


David Haye:
Frank Watkinson, thank you for being here and sharing your voice with us.

Frank Watkinson:
Thank you. It’s been lovely.


Postscript:
Frank Watkinson’s music can be found on his YouTube channel, where his most popular original song, This Could Be My Last Song, has been viewed over 3.9 million times. His work continues to offer comfort to listeners seeking honesty in a world of noise.


🎵 Song Title: “At 72, I'm Still Playing” (Male Vocal)
Genre: Folk/Blues
Words in Lyrics: 338 words


Instrumentation & Arrangement:

  • Verses: Fingerpicked acoustic guitar, soft upright bass, brushed snare drum

  • Choruses: Add harmony vocals, light piano chords, pedal steel guitar swells

  • Bridge: Solo acoustic guitar, single vocal line, harmonica background

  • Vocals: Raw, close-mic male vocal (Frank Watkinson-style), intimate and emotionally restrained


Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I never learned to sing too sweet,
And my fingers fumble with the strings,
But I’ve carried this old wooden box
Through every loss and lesser things.

I never stood beneath bright lights,
Never sold a crowd a tune,
Just me and the cat and the dog at night,
And the sound of a half-sung moon.


[Chorus]
But I’m still playing,
Though no one ever stayed,
Still saying
What I never really said.
I don’t mind the silence
Or the years that slipped away—
It’s just me and the ghosts
And this guitar I play.


[Verse 2]
They say I sing the saddest songs,
Well, maybe that’s just how I cope.
Each line a thread of something gone,
Each note a little hope.

I once had love, I once had loss,
The kind you carry like a name.
I write them down and let them go,
But the ache still feels the same.


[Chorus]
Still playing,
Even when no one knows,
Still laying
Old sorrows out in rows.
I don’t need applause
Or even brighter days—
It’s just me and the echoes
And this guitar I play.


[Bridge]
And if someone finds one of my tunes,
And plays it soft and slow,
That’s more than I ever asked for—
It’s more than they’ll ever know.


[Final Chorus]
Still playing,
’Cause the music won’t let go,
Still praying
Through every high and low.
It don’t have to be perfect,
It don’t need to be brave—
It’s just me and the quiet
And this guitar I play.


🎙️ Behind the Song: “At 72, I'm Still Playing”

Written in response to Frank Watkinson’s appearance on the Why I Create podcast, “At 72, I'm Still Playing” is a fictionalized tribute to the ethos of a real artist. At 72, Watkinson has no label, no tour dates, and no plans to stop recording the music that’s helped him navigate decades of personal loss, quiet victories, and persistent grief.

The lyrics draw directly from his candid reflections—on playing guitar since age 14, on losing his parents young, and on finding solace in melancholic songwriting even when no one was listening. With lines like “Just me and the ghosts / And this guitar I play,” the song encapsulates Watkinson’s emotional honesty and dedication to craft over recognition.

Recorded in a simple home setup—much like Frank’s own YouTube sessions—the instrumentation leans into warm acoustic tones and raw vocal presence, echoing the lo-fi intimacy that has become his signature sound.

At 338 words, the song speaks volumes in its restraint—just like the man who inspired it.





Wednesday, May 28, 2025

AJ Hartley Interview With Frank Watkinson

 

From Humble Chords to Digital Stardom: Frank Watkinson’s Unlikely Journey

The Internet’s Favorite Grandpa on Music, Simplicity, and Authenticity in the YouTube Age

Introduction
Nestled in a quiet corner near Cambridge, England, Frank Watkinson strums his secondhand Yamaha guitar, filling the digital airwaves with a sound that’s as unpolished as it is endearing. At 71, he’s become an improbable YouTube sensation, earning the moniker “the internet’s favorite grandpa” with his earnest covers and original tunes. What began as a tipsy experiment with a bottle of Bailey’s and a smartphone has blossomed into a channel boasting millions of views, where Watkinson’s simple, heartfelt performances have captivated a global audience. In a recent conversation with AJ Hartley, he shared the story of his musical roots, his rise to accidental fame, and his steadfast belief in keeping things real—no AI required.


1:11 Question: "How does it feel to be called an internet celebrity?"

Answer
I'm an accidental celebrity.

Summary
Frank Watkinson’s ascent to internet fame was never part of a grand plan. He describes it as a happy accident, a byproduct of uploading videos without any expectation of recognition. This lack of ambition is precisely what makes his story so compelling—his celebrity status emerged organically, driven by the genuine appeal of his music rather than a calculated pursuit of the spotlight.


1:39 Question: "Let’s start at the beginning... You’re coming up on your 72nd birthday, is that right?"

Answer
Yeah, so you grew up—your adolescence would be sort of mid-to-late 60s and 70s, which is a great time for music.

Summary
Approaching his 72nd birthday, Watkinson’s musical identity was forged in the vibrant soundscape of the 1960s and 70s. This era, rich with groundbreaking artists and genres, provided the backdrop for his early love of music—a love that would simmer quietly for decades before finding an unexpected outlet on YouTube. (NOTE: Frank was born on June 26, 1953)


2:00 Question: "Did you grow up in a very musical family or environment?"

Answer
Not really, not at first, but then I got a guitar when I was about 16. I’d saved up for it, and I’ll never forget because it cost me £35, and I was on £5 a week wages. But I had a cousin that was really good, and he influenced me most of it.

Summary
Music wasn’t a family heirloom for Watkinson; it was a personal discovery sparked by a £35 guitar—a small fortune for a teenager in the 60s. His cousin, a skilled player, became his muse, igniting a passion that overcame the limitations of a modest upbringing and set him on a path of self-taught musicianship.


2:56 Question: "What do you think about your guitar playing style?"

Answer
I can hardly play the guitar. I’m a few chords, and I learned a long time ago that I’m never going to play it like them—especially now I’m older, I haven’t got the speed or dexterity. So I just play them as simple as done down as much as I can, but I like to try and get into the song, get a bit of emotion into the song as well.

Summary
Watkinson’s guitar style is a study in humility and heart. Admitting his technical limitations, he leans into simplicity, using a handful of chords to convey emotion rather than dazzle with virtuosity. This approach—born of necessity and refined by choice—defines his music, making it accessible and deeply felt.


5:36 Question: "What were you listening to on the radio or records?"

Answer
Oh, I think like everyone else, it really sort of all started like The Beatles. Then it was all the Northern England groups like The Pacemakers, Billy J. Kramer and The Dakotas, The Searchers. Then as I got older, it was more like The Rolling Stones—I wasn’t really into the rocky side, but I loved every ballad they did. I’m a soft, ballady person.

Summary
Watkinson’s musical palate was shaped by the British Invasion and its softer edges. From The Beatles’ melodic brilliance to The Rolling Stones’ tender ballads, he gravitated toward songs that spoke to the soul. This preference for ballads over bombast would later inform his own understated covers, reflecting a lifelong affinity for emotional resonance.


6:53 Question: "Were you ever in a band yourself?"

Answer
No, I’ve never played in front of anybody. I’ve played in front of friends occasionally, but I haven’t done any gigs. I don’t really want to because I know I’d be pretty useless.

Summary
A band was never in the cards for Watkinson, who prefers the intimacy of solo performance over the stage’s glare. His reluctance to play live stems from a pragmatic self-awareness—he knows his memory and nerves wouldn’t hold up under pressure. Instead, he’s carved out a niche where his music thrives in the personal, unscripted space of his home recordings.


7:56 Question: "When you’re recording on YouTube, does it feel like you’re live in front of the whole world?"

Answer
No, it does feel like I’m live because I still go wrong and I go, “Oh,” like I’ll do a—I think one of the worst ones was Leonard Cohen’s “The Master’s Song,” seven verses all long, and I got to verse seven and slipped.

Summary
Recording for YouTube feels like a live tightrope walk for Watkinson, complete with stumbles and restarts. His flubbed take on Leonard Cohen’s lengthy “The Master’s Song” exemplifies the rawness of his process—mistakes are part of the package, endearing him to fans who value his unpolished humanity over studio perfection.


9:03 Question: "Can you tell us about learning guitar before the internet?"

Answer
When I was 16, when I started really wanting to learn, there was nowhere to find out—there was no internet. You got a Beatles music book and you’d be looking at the chord shapes, the little boxes with the dots, and can’t play that. It took me a long time to realize that’s not what they’re playing.

Summary
Learning guitar in a pre-digital age was a solitary struggle for Watkinson. Armed only with chord books and observation, he wrestled with inaccurate transcriptions before realizing the pros played simpler versions he could emulate. This trial-and-error education built the foundation for his resourceful, intuitive style.


11:47 Question: "How did you improve your guitar skills?"

Answer
I learned from watching—watching groups at youth clubs and things and watching their hands and trying to do that.

Summary
Watkinson’s skills grew through osmosis, absorbing techniques by studying local players at youth clubs. Without formal lessons or online aids, he relied on keen observation and persistent practice, a testament to his dedication and ability to learn by doing.


13:03 Question: "Do you tailor the song to your particular skills and what you like?"

Answer
Yeah, if I like the song, I’m going to do it even if I do it badly. I tailor it to my voice and the words and a simple version of the music.

Summary
For Watkinson, a song’s worth isn’t in its complexity but in its personal pull. He reshapes each piece to fit his modest abilities and vocal style, prioritizing lyrics and melody over intricate instrumentation. This tailoring process ensures his covers remain true to his vision, even if they diverge from the originals.


14:40 Question: "Let’s talk about how the YouTube channel started."

Answer
It was basically how easy is it to post a video on YouTube? I did this—I think the first one I posted was “Always on My Mind,” I was in a bedroom and I just did it with my phone. I thought I might get like 12 people watch me, which is the family, and it just trickled and trickled.

Summary
Watkinson’s YouTube odyssey began with a casual curiosity and a nudge from Bailey’s Irish Cream. His first upload, a bedroom rendition of “Always on My Mind,” was a low-stakes test that unexpectedly gained traction. What he assumed would reach only a dozen relatives grew steadily, laying the groundwork for his viral ascent.


16:22 Question: "What covers have been successful for you?"

Answer
I did that cover of “Snuff,” Slipknot cover, and it went mad—I was in all the rock magazines all over the world. Then I did “No Surprises”—that kicked off again. Blink-182 is going better than I’ve ever thought, and a Billie Eilish one.

Summary
Watkinson’s covers defy his soft-spoken persona, striking gold with unexpected choices like Slipknot’s “Snuff” and Radiohead’s “No Surprises.” His takes on Blink-182 and Billie Eilish further showcase his knack for transforming diverse genres into intimate acoustic gems, earning him millions of views and a spot in rock lore.


19:57 Question: "When they wanted to use your version, did they pay you?"

Answer
They did pay me—they offered me $5,000. I wasn’t bothered about the money really because I thought it’s just the fact that someone’s put me in a TV show, so I said I’m quite happy with that.

Summary
When Apple TV’s “Home Before Dark” featured his cover of “I’ll Follow You Into the Dark,” Watkinson pocketed $5,000—a sum he accepted with indifference. For him, the thrill wasn’t the paycheck but the surreal honor of hearing his music underscore a tender scene, a milestone he never imagined in retirement.


25:07 Question: "How did you come to cover Blink-182?"

Answer
I wasn’t going to do that song—I’d never heard that song before. There’s an American that lives in Vietnam, and he’s got two boys and they wanted to do a song with me. They said, “We’d like to do Blink-182,” so I did my version and sent it to them.

Summary
Watkinson’s Blink-182 cover, “I Miss You,” was a serendipitous collaboration sparked by a fan in Vietnam. Unfamiliar with the song, he crafted a version to complement the boys’ band, blending his style with their energy. The result—a hit on his channel—illustrates his openness to experimentation and connection.


27:57 Question: "What are some of your most popular covers?"

Answer

The Billie Eilish, Birds Of A Feather 2.6 million views, and that 'Snuff' one is about five million views—I did two versions. Blink-182 has got hundreds and something.

Summary
Watkinson’s most beloved covers span genres and generations, from Billie Eilish’s haunting pop to Slipknot’s brooding metal. With “Snuff” hitting five million views and Blink-182 racking up hundreds of thousands, his eclectic catalog proves his ability to resonate widely while staying true to his roots.


28:35 Question: "Have you received feedback from the original artists of the songs you cover?"

Answer
Yeah, I had SYML posted on my YouTube, “This isn’t my song anymore, this is his.” Then I got The Growlers—“What a great job he’s done of our song.” Billie Eilish posted my cover of her song on her TikTok.

Summary
Watkinson’s covers have earned rare praise from the artists themselves. SYML relinquished ownership of “Flags” to him, The Growlers lauded his take, and Billie Eilish amplified his work on TikTok. These nods affirm his interpretive power, bridging his humble setup with the music world’s elite.


29:49 Question: "How do you deal with impersonators and fake accounts using your content?"

Answer
I got rid of him once, but I can’t get rid of it—TikTok don’t seem to want to know. He’s from Vietnam, and he’s posted nearly everything I’ve done and he has the nerve to put on it, “This is the official Frank Watkinson site.”

Summary
Fame has its shadows, and for Watkinson, it’s impersonators who hijack his content. A persistent fake from Vietnam has plagued him, reposting his work under a false “official” banner. Despite his efforts, platforms like TikTok offer little recourse, a frustrating footnote to his success.


31:45 Question: "What do you think draws people to your videos?"

Answer
I just think I’m showing them that you don’t have to be perfect. If you like to do something, don’t let people go, “Oh, you’re rubbish,” stop you.

Summary
Watkinson’s appeal lies in his embrace of imperfection. His videos radiate a quiet defiance against polished norms, encouraging viewers to pursue what they love regardless of skill. This message of authenticity and resilience strikes a chord, turning his channel into a haven for the earnest and unpretentious.


34:48 Question: "What’s your take on AI in music and creativity?"

Answer
I don’t like AI. I put my lyrics into an AI song maker, and it comes out with songs that I couldn’t even dream of trying to play like that, but it’s not me. 

Summary
Watkinson stands firm against AI’s encroachment on music, wary of its soulless efficiency. Testing it with his lyrics yielded impressive but alien results, reinforcing his belief in human creativity’s irreplaceable warmth. His rejection of artificial polish underscores the very essence of his art.


36:53 Question: "What can we expect from you in the future?"

Answer
I’m doing one which I’ve always wanted to do, and I found an easier way to play it—“Sweet Baby James.” There is a young cowboy, he lives on the range, his horse and his saddle on his own companion… rockabye sweet baby James.

Summary
Looking ahead, Watkinson is tackling James Taylor’s “Sweet Baby James,” a song he’s long admired. Adapting it to his simpler style, he’s crafting a rendition that promises to carry his signature tenderness. It’s a fitting next chapter for a musician whose future remains as unassuming and heartfelt as his past. (NOTE: In 2022, Frank covered 'Sweet Baby James') 


Article Summary
Frank Watkinson’s rise from a £35 guitar to YouTube stardom is a quiet triumph of authenticity over artifice. At 71, this self-described “accidental celebrity” has turned a modest talent into a global phenomenon, amassing millions of views with covers that distill songs to their emotional core. His journey—rooted in the 60s, refined through decades of solitary strumming, and unleashed online with a nudge from Bailey’s—defies the slick veneer of modern fame. From Slipknot to Billie Eilish, his eclectic covers have won fans and peers alike, while his disdain for AI and perfectionism keeps him grounded in human truth. Near Cambridge, he remains a pensioner with a guitar, a minion blanket for the dog, and a channel that reminds us: music doesn’t need polish to move the world—it just needs heart.


Frank Watkinson Heat & Soul At 71 v1


Verse 1:
Yo, in Peterboroughn, a kid, sixteen years,
Saved seven weeks’ wages, fought back the tears.
June twenty-six born, a soul full of fire,
Cousin showed the strings, lit his desire.
Simple chords he played, no fancy design,
Just a boy and his dream, on a heartfelt line.
Verse 2:
Years roll by slow, Bailey’s in his grip,
Sweet cream lies, yeah, they took him on a trip.
“Always on My Mind,” from a room so tight,
Twelve views in his head, but the world took flight.
Cheap Yamaha hummin’, heart of pure gold,
Rusty voice croakin’, stories untold.
Verse 3:
“Snuff” from Slipknot, heavy and low,
Billie’s soft whispers, in the sadness they’d grow.
“Home Before Dark” called, his tune on the screen,
“I’ll Follow You Into the Dark,” a cry unforeseen.
TV caught his soul, left a mark so deep,
Fame he never chased, just a song to keep.
Chorus:
Simple chords, deep soul, that’s Frank’s rhyme,
No finesse, just feelin’, standin’ the test of time.
Rusty throat, tear-stained, close to breakin’ apart,
Sings for love alone, from the depths of his heart.
Bridge:
AI spins tracks, all polished and cold,
Frank shakes his head, says, “That ain’t my gold.”
Fake don’t sit right, he’s real to the bone,
Raw truth in his strings, a lonesome tone.
Verse 4:
Seventy-two soon , guitar still in play,
“Sweet Baby James” dreams, comin’ some day.
Wink and a smile, tears blur the view,
He’ll strum his truth, till his time is through.
No prize, no crown, just the song he sings,
Feel it in the air, on those fragile wings.
Chorus:
Simple chords, deep soul, that’s Frank’s rhyme,
No finesse, just feelin’, standin’ the test of time.
Rusty throat, tear-stained, close to breakin’ apart,
Sings for love alone, from the depths of his heart.

Interview Time Code List
  1. 1:11 "How does it feel to be called an internet celebrity?"
  2. 1:39 "Let’s start at the beginning... You’re coming up on your 72nd birthday, is that right?"
  3. 2:00 "Did you grow up in a very musical family or environment?"
  4. 2:56 "What do you think about your guitar playing style?"
  5. 5:36 "What were you listening to on the radio or records?"
  6. 6:53 "Were you ever in a band yourself?"
  7. 7:56 "When you’re recording on YouTube, does it feel like you’re live in front of the whole world?"
  8. 8:55 When I was learning guitar before the internet
  9. 9:03 "Can you tell us about learning guitar before the internet?"
  10. 11:47 "How did you improve your guitar skills?"
  11. 13:03 Do you tailor the song to your particular skills and what you like?
  12. 14:40 "Let’s talk about how the YouTube channel started."
  13. 16:22 "What covers have been successful for you?"
  14. 19:57 "When they wanted to use your version, did they pay you?"
  15. 25:07 "How did you come to cover Blink-182?"
  16. 27:57 "What are some of your most popular covers?"
  17. 28:35 "Have you received feedback from the original artists of the songs you cover?"
  18. 29:49 "How do you deal with impersonators and fake accounts using your content?"
  19. 31:45 "What do you think draws people to your videos?"
  20. 34:48 "What’s your take on AI in music and creativity?"
  21. 36:53 "What can we expect from you in the future?" Sweet Baby James
  22. 40:54 Outro

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Simple man , Lynyrd Skynyrd cover . #collaboration

  

Collaborators

Jeremy Kneeshaw Dan Ponich Lonny Eagleton Jo Taschuk

Lyrics
Mama told me when I was young"Come sit beside me, my only sonAnd listen closely to what I sayAnd if you do this it'll help youSome sunny day"Oh, yeah
Oh, take your time, don't live too fastTroubles will come and they will passYou'll find a woman, yeah, and you'll find loveAnd don't forget son there is someone up above
And be a simple kind of manOh, be something you love and understandBaby, be a simple kind of manOh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?
Forget your lust for the rich man's goldAll that you need is in your soulAnd you can do this, oh, baby, if you tryAll that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of manOh, be something you love and understandBaby, be a simple kind of manOh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?Oh, yes, I will
Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourselfFollow your heart and nothing elseAnd you can do this, oh, baby, if you tryAll that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
And be a simple kind of manOh, be something you love and understandBaby, be a simple kind of manOh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?
Baby, be a simple, be a simple manOh, be something you love and understandBaby, be a simple kind of man

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

March 19: Banter/Blue Moon

 

7,403 views March 19, 2021

Frank: [0:00] Well, this is the little kitten. Look at him; he's getting to be a big boy now. He's still vicious, but he's getting big. In case you're wondering what he used to look like, he used to look like this one. This little one is his new friend. Come on, fly away.

I'm getting fat. Somebody commented on my braces—that's English for what I think Americans call suspenders. But here in England, they're braces. Someone asked, "When is it cool to wear them?" Well, I've always worn them since I was about 14 or 15 because it was a fashion back then. I never grew out of the fashion. But now, I wear them for a different reason.

Most of my working life, I was a telephone engineer. I used to climb poles, work in the ground with cables, climb poles, and so on. One morning, I was on the side of a motorway—a big main road. It was rush hour, and the traffic was going mad, zooming past me. I had just done a job up a pole. Back in those days, I just wore the company trousers—I didn’t wear braces.

We had a belt that clipped around us, and you’d swing it around the pole, clip it on, and climb up. Once you reached the steps, you’d go up further. Anyway, I came down from the pole, got to my van, and grabbed my ladder. I took off my belt and stood there holding the ladder, half on and half off the van. I didn’t realize I hadn’t clipped my trousers properly. And then, right there, my trousers dropped to my ankles! There was all this traffic going by.

I just dropped the ladder, ran to the side of the van, embarrassed as anything, thinking, "Half the world just saw my trousers fall down." I bet they had a good laugh at that. It was so embarrassing. I put my trousers back on, but the catch was wearing out—it was breaking. I thought, "I’ll just get through the day."

Later that day, I was up another pole, this time in a field. Thankfully, there were no people around—or at least I hoped there weren’t. I got to the top of the pole, got my tools out, and as I stood there on the steps at the top, my trousers went again!

I tried to hold onto the pole and fix them, but I couldn’t. So I thought, "I’ll climb down," but I couldn’t climb down because my legs were stuck together, tangled in the trousers. I was practically tied up! So, I had to kick my trousers off, and they blew across the field. I climbed down the pole and had to run across the field to retrieve my trousers and put them back on.

After that, I went straight home and got myself a pair of braces. I’ve worn them ever since. I don’t ever want that to happen again.

You see, I’m not the wisest person. People think I’m wise, but I wasn’t very wise that day. I got caught once, and then I went and did it again.

Anyway, I thought I’d play a little song that feels quite fitting for this story.

4:25 Blue Moon